ship: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART
I just hope this works
I like the fourth and fifth stages the best.
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
b y e
🌚 - NO
"I’m so glad we’re raising our child on the set of the Total Eclipse of the Heart video."
“Me too, honey.”
"I always see my regular doctor, and I never feel rushed during appointments. The clipboard let’s me know it’s science."
"And then I said, ‘Look, if you don’t carry it in a muted pastel, I’m not interested!”